Christmas Horror

Hope season approaches as we pack shopping centers in search of the coolest gifts in town between 10 and 15 bucks for the exchange come 25th. Mall music blare songs by artists of all kinds, setting us in the mood for the last holiday of the year. Then there was one, very very disturbing song. Almost horrific. 

As the song plays I couldn't help but wonder the visuals going through the writers head when he/she wrote it, whoever that may be. 


I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night 

She didn't see me creep
Down the stairs to have a peep 

She thought that I was tucked up in my bedroom fast asleep 
Then I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus 

Underneath his beard so snowy white
Oh, what a laugh it would have been 

If Daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night 


Imagine your kids coming up to you, and with pride in their faces, belches this song out at the top of their lungs. Imagine if they actually understood the meaning of the song, that Mommy was a whoring bitch and Santa a two-timing bastard. 


If Daddy had seen Mommy kissing Santa Claus, they'd file for custody over your damned soul the very next day. 


Merry Christmas everyone