Wednesday, August 24, 2011

The Answer to Earth's Troubles


Source: http://www.gogreenman.com/news1/korean_oil_spill.htm
The world is dying. She is suffocating and she is bleeding. She is crying.

The balance that this world thrives on is gone, destroyed by the one race that doesn't believe in it. This race talks of divine creation and ultimate ascension and purity and ownership. They should've broken the mold after the two came into this world.

Let's face it, humanity is the weakest link in the chain of life. We are arrogant, spiteful, selfish and irresponsible. We think we are the most superior race in the world because we were made in God's image. And that God has to look like humans, not a cow or an elephant or a monkey because that would be stupid. Why would God want to look like lesser beings right? But I will not talk about God and his master plan. I will talk about his most flawed creation; that furless big-headed biped race with opposing thumbs.

Everything we do destroys the world. The house we live in, the food we eat, the car we drive, the bus we take, the office we work in, the boat we have, everything. Yet with all the given intelligence, the best we could come up with are Carbon Ratings, Recycle, Green, Hybrid, Vegetarian and Paper-less. How genius, I bet the apes can do better. So I will pick a few great ideas out of the hat and evaluate it's credit.
Vegetarianism

Eat meat and you allow animals to suffer and die to fill your stomachs. We have an alternative: veges. Do we now? Vegetarians are not really against animal cruelty in slaughterhouses and coops, they just don't want to be apart of this madness. They fold their hands and look away. Responsible vegetarians would start a movement to ultimately ban the consumption of meat all around the world ( I suspect that was Hitler's plan all along). Impossible? Shark Fin activists seem to be doing a beautiful job.

So imagine this: now we have more meat eaters than vegans. I stress vegans because I think these are the only true vegetarians. Those Octo-Lacto-Pollo Vegetarians are all idiots. We have animal farms and vegetable fields. Farms are filled with-say-30 cows. Each cow feeds an average of 300 humans ( say each person eats 8oz of meat and the cow weighs 600kgs). 30 cows will set 9000 people happy and content. Say the same plot of land is flattened for wheat plantation. How many grains of wheat will be harvested at the end of the cycle? How many people would that be able to feed? Remember that we will eat more plants than animals to satiate the same hunger because plants generate less energy.  Imagine now that the entire population are vegetarians. Will there be enough land for all our plantations? Where would the forests go? And we'd be cruel to gophers too.

If you think being vegetarian would stop us from causing violence to animals, you are probably a normal human being with average thinking capacity. Sadly. The amount of jungles that needs to be flattened and cleared would completely destroy the entire ecosystem, all to feed the most superior race in the world. Genius. Then animals and insects and plants would go extinct, and all we'll have are wheat and rice and cabbages and corn. And we will have no more animals to do violence against.

What's a smarter move? I hear the Halal Slaughter method is both the most efficient and pain-free to animals. Or are we too arrogant to heed another fellow humans' ancient skill? It doesn't require laser-precision cutting tools or giant hooks and small coops. We need to eat. The least we could do as the most superior race in the world is allow the animals we eat to die the most painless way.

Animal Testing
Do you know when labs to animal testing? When these tests are too dangerous to be done on humans. Do you know what is it they test which are so dangerous to humans? Sometimes just some stupid face moisturizer. But other times possible cure for cancer. For all those people who are against animal testing, I urge you to hold yourself accountable to your own words. Do not find yourselves patron to these drugs when you're dying of cancer, they were developed using animals as tests.
I am not saying I love and encourage animal testing. But humanity's greed cannot survive unfed. And the losing end will always be the helpless races: animals. In our unyielding fight to achieve immortality, we must sacrifice the lesser beings. That is ultimately the most incompetent statement ever.
Do animal testing, but only on areas that require them the most. Ban them on all of those beautifying rubbish that won't save anyone's life even if it could float. Allow only in the most critical researches.

Environmental

How many of us actually care where our trash end up? How many of us have seperate bins for seperate trash? How many of us actually care if those rubbish actually end up in recycling centers? We care, but only at our conveniences. We talk so much of paperless everything, and yet we keep Googling every single stupid word up instead of using a distionary because it is easier. Well using the search engine also generates Carbon Dioxide.

We tear down trees for toilet rolls and make ourselves happy by replanting them, saying technically it's the same. Have you seen a tree plantation as opposed to an actual jungle? Do you know that tree plantations are almost completely free of fauna?



The list goes on. Ultimately I am suggesting that if we truly and selflessly want the world to become better, humanity has to completely die off. There cannot be a single human soul left on Earth. Now that changes everything right? All of a sudden we're not too ready to save the world anymore. But hink about it, everything we do is detrimental to the Earth. If it was any other animal, we'd approve total anihilation without thinking twice.

If you are out there doing that little good to the environment and thinking you're above the rest because you're somehow saving everyone's lives like a superhero, I'm sorry but the only way you can save the world is by killing yourselves. Better yet, create a zombie virus that will disable the intelligence of all humanity in 28 days or less.

Just a baseless thought.







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