I don't eat breakfast because I don't want to have a habit of eating it, then suddenly not doing it due to time constraints and ending up with gastric.
I don't eat Panadol because there will come a day when I really really need it, only to find myself immune to its effects.
I replace the expensive antennae on my new car with a cheap fake one which don't really work because I'm scared the expensive one would be stolen.
I don't buy genuine branded goods because I'm afraid someone might steal it
I leave the plastics in my new car on because that way the seats won't get dirty
I practice to poo once every 3 days because that way when I go camping, I can hold on a few days without needing to poo.
I drive like a psycho bitch every day because I know there will come a day when I need to drive that way when rushing to a hospital.
I hold pee in my bladder for hours sometimes because I'm training for days when I'll be stuck in traffic a long time. That way I'll be mentally prepared.
I still eat at dirty restaurants because I think that it keeps my immune system strong.
I'll borrow my friend's Manual Transmission car for a drive every once in a while because when there's a killer zombie chasing after me, and the only car available is a stick, I'd be able to drive off with it.
I hurt myself sometimes to train my resistance to pain because there will come a day of war and I might become a prisoner of the enemy.
I would skip meals every now and then to train my mental strength because there might come a time of famine.
I sometimes fill myself silly with alcohol and drive home because I'd like to train my perception to surpass the alcohol's influence.
I never watch the very final episode of all my favourite TV series because if I do it'll be over... Forever.
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